Un1ty Is Painless
Un1ty (Unity) means standardised computer set-ups. It's not popular with some and is nicknamed Un-wun-tee (Unwanty).
They've given me a new PC,
I cannot write to A: or C:
And now that I've got Un1ty,
I realize and I can see that ...
Un1ty is painless
It brought on sev'ral changes
But I could not escape it if I pleased
I made a call unto I.T.,
About some forms they sent to me,
And though I tried to rant and plead,
They said "Tough luck - you're Un1ty-ed!" and ...
The network here is often slow,
I don't know where news postings go,
But now there is another foe,
To add unto my list of woes, oh ....
The only emails that I see,
Are spammers trying to sell to me,
To make things worse it is decreed,
That I must now be Un1ty-ed!" and ....
A user once requested me,
To answer questions that are key,
Un1ty or Unwanty?
Oh I replied, "Oh why ask me?" cos ...
And you can do the same thing if you please.