FROM A CORPORATE STRATEGY PRESS RELEASE
Another aim is to integrate leading edge eProcurement systems, Shared Services for direct and indirect commodities and Synergy Delivery Team (SDT) benefits into our dedicated Programmes Procurement Teams PPTs).
Translates to: Leading edge e-Procurement means that orders are no longer lost in the post - they are lost in the web or by email. Shared services for direct and indirect commodities means together we can order more of the items we do not want while still not being able to hold of the necessities. Synergy Delivery Team benefits means delivering the wings and tail before the fuselage; i.e. business as usual.
We leverage operating performance through the synergies and opportunities available to our worldwide group through the cross-transfer of best practice across all our operations. We combine key in-depth skills enabling us to offer outstanding complementary capability to international customers and to develop the right solutions for our wide customer base. Total systems capability can only come from a company that combines a strategic view of the customer’s objectives with a detailed knowledge of systems
Translates to: We pilfer value by screwing naive helpful personnel. Why innovate when you can steal? We don't have a clue what the customer really wants, but our incompetence means all customers are screwed up equally.
We are a lead player in the global consolidation of the industry
Means: We've bought out our competitors
We create a team that will share the challenges, share the risks, and share the benefits.
Means : If it works, the boss will get his Porsche. If it doesn't, you will get fired.