Start with pretentious quote delivered in ominous tones (trying not to giggle)
Patented Iron Maiden style bass line intro
Twiddly guitar bit
Vocalist does air raid siren impersonation (warm up vocal cords … or wreck them)
First verse
Chorus (if you can't think of a chorus, just repeat the title 5 or 6 times)
Second verse
Chorus
Guitar Solo #1
Bridge (spoken passage optional to disguise fact that part 2 does not in any way relate to part 1 of song)
Guitar Solo #2
Chorus
Third verse
Instrumental break
Chorus
Guitar solo #3
(Repeat verse/chorus pattern with optional guitar solos until the 8 minute barrier is passed)
Chorus
Chorus
Guitar twiddly bit
Patented Iron Maiden style bass line outro
Cymbal crash and guitarist does silly voice thing with manic demonic laughter to fade