MODERN COLLECTIVE NOUNS
An album of photographers
An allotment of market gardeners
A baffle of experts
A capacitance of electronics engineers
A clutch of car mechanics
A contradiction of politicians
A handful of onanists
A #include of C programmers
A list of shoppers
A litigation of lawyers
A malpractice of doctors
A pixel of computer graphics programmers
A portfolio of fashion photographers
A procrastination of world leaders
A quantum of atomic scientists
A set of concrete mixers
A smear of gynaecologists
A spam of emailers
A spawn of VMS-users
A spreadsheet of accountants
A stanza of poets
A subroutine of programmers
A super-class of object-oriented programmers
A thong of strippers
A tonsure of monks